Our First Mad Mad Libs Winners

OHHHHHHH KAAAAAAYY....... You people are "madder" than I thought.

After hours of head bonking, eye gouging, nose pulling and "nyuk-nyuks", our independent panel of judges (Moe, Larry and Curly) have selected the top three entries for this round out of over a hundred submitted. It wasn't easy. There was much arguing (along with side-splitting laughter), but there was one thing we all agreed on - YOU ALL NEED TO STOP SMOKING THE CHEAP STUFF! :-)

I've highlighted the words submitted in each entry.  They are in order of first, second and third place.  Congratulation to our winners and thanks to everyone who submitted an entry.

So without further ado (or adon't), here are this round's "NO-PRIZE" winners:

The Space Shuttle

In 1981, the U.S. Launched the first real Space wiener schnitzel. It was named Columbia and was piloted by two brave paparazzi. They had practiced regurgitating for two years and were expert congressmen. Columbia took off from Vatican City using its powerful first-stage brassieres and soared off into the salt-encrusted blue couch potato. At an altitude of 6 2/3 feet, it went into orbit around the blowhole. For people watching from Earth, it was a chunky sight to slobber! Who could really tinkle that there were two henchmen in space? It was mind-gambling. After 99 orbits, the shuttle landed playfully at an air force penguin. It was a meaty day for the U.S. Space Program.

Michael, Sacramento, CA

***Personal note:  Anyone who can get the words "regurgitating" and "congressmen" as well as "Vatican City" and "brassieres" together in any sentence (whether accidentally or on purpose) deserves to win some kind of award.

In 1981, the U.S. Launched the first real Space lesbian. It was named Columbia and was piloted by two brave paper plates. They had practiced dancing for two years and were expert hobos. Columbia took off from Seattle using its powerful first-stage elbows and soared off into the hairy blue mammoths. At an altitude of 13 feet, it went into orbit around the cleavage. For people watching from Earth, it was a broken sight to touch! Who could really hug that there were two tattoos in space? It was mind-killing. After 5 orbits, the shuttle landed menacingly at an air force heroine. It was an amazing day for the U.S. Space Program.

Nikki, Tacoma, WA

In 1981, the U.S. Launched the first real Space rickshaw. It was named Columbia and was piloted by two brave coolies. They had practiced pulling for two years and were expert streets. Columbia took off from Bangkok using its powerful first-stage dragons and soared off into the gigantic blue cookie. At an altitude of 15 feet, it went into orbit around the basket. For people watching from Earth, it was a tiny sight to speak! Who could really run that there were two bears in space? It was mind-hiding. After 22 orbits, the shuttle landed swiftly at an air force grass. It was a tall day for the U.S. Space Program.

Kathryn, Golden Valley, MN

Once my sides have stopped hurting and my breathing is back to normal, I'll post an announcement for the next round.

Have a great one everyone!!!